Dell Slurpee

After one is done with a dell fister, s/he takes a straw and drinks the lemon juice from the ass of his/her partner. This is much like fletching

"Man she was so upset with me giving her that dell fister that she made me clean her up with a dell slurpee", said John.

"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.

by LemonadeMan August 23, 2008

Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008

tijuana slurpee

a sexual act which involves a cup of mayo, a slurpee straw and a paper clip along with the option of including a small amount of gravy and a donkey

dam! jay gives one mean tijuana slurpee. and thats withouth gravy!

by stick09 August 9, 2009

gurpee slurpee

Any form of alcoholic slushie.

Danyal drank my entire gurpee slurpee... what a dab.

by kake kake kake September 7, 2011

listerine slurpee

refers to a drink to give someone with bad or unbearable breath.

Rhonda is a fine ass chick, but her mouth needs a listerine slurpee before she can talk to me again.

by PantherFan75 June 16, 2012

hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.

Dimitra Glystra is a hammer slurper

by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014