the six stages of boredom

1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off

I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.

by IHateCucksAndSoShouldYou May 19, 2024

Six

If a guy is a three and half, a six would be out of his league, but if a guy is a six, and he met two females who were sixes, and they turned out to be lesbians, they would be a pair of sixes and he would be not much of a hand to get dealt.

The girl thought the guy was a three and a half because he had three and a half inches of hard dick, but really he was a six too.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

drinker’s six-pack

A six pack of beers with two missing

Trev, it’s nice to see you’ve brought a drinker’s six-pack to the party.

by doctortrevis July 12, 2018

Six inch barbell curl

Masterbating

Man... I'm so bored that even doing the six inch barbell curl doesn't excite me

by sterlingcooperdraperprice November 10, 2009

Six gals

Six gals at a party they all kiss but they don't do it because they're lesbian because they're trying to make their boyfriends jelous.

Six gals are always trying to make their boyfriends jealous because they're cheating.

by Super thinking October 19, 2021

A Right Number Six

'A Right Number Six' is used in reference to a person who is generally a spanner and thinks, usually in a sporting context, that they are better then they actually are. They also have a loud mouth and utilse this annoying all.

Bob: Did you see that centre half, a prize pillock whenever I have seen one.

Jim: Yeah, a Right Number Six.

by Wind. July 9, 2010

The sixty six

Having recorded sex at Central Catholic in front of the football stadium.

Have you done the sixty six? My girl and I did, and let me tell you it was the Best...Night...Ever!!!

by GoButtons September 10, 2018