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checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night
by Satansbestie July 2, 2016
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Shirt

(1) Clothing you wear on your torso, can be long-sleeve or short-sleeve.
(2) Replacement for the S word.
Holy shirt, that shirt is so cool!
by bruvvvvvvvv September 15, 2023
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V-Shirt

Sleeping person: What is that ruckus outside? There aren't enough gays for it to be a marriage march, not enough pink for breast cancer support?

Friend texting back: Are there a lot of V-shirts? It could be a vagina monologues march.
by Grilliam March 14, 2009
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Blue Shirt

A Nickname/Phrase given to dangerous people in "angel shot" tiktok's.
"Hey Bartender? Can I Get A Angel Shot?"
"who"
"The guy in the blue shirt, he's acting very aggressive towards me."
by USB3_ September 30, 2022
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Shirt Dickin’

For a man to wear a shirt but no pants or underwear
My clothes were in the washer so I was shirt dickin’ all day
by lewyville June 14, 2023
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Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating
"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter
by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020
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shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)
I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.
by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020
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