missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

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- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021

Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.

I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

Kidney Seasoning

When your urine is used to add flavor to your genitalia as your partner gives you head. Kidney seasoning can add flavor to your genitalia based on what you eat. While recieving head, you urine a little at a time to slowly add the flavor for your partner's tast pleasure.

Her pussy tasted bland so she added some kidney seasoning to give it a nice kick.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

titty seasoning

Seasoning for titties; cum

" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"

by Confused_frog September 17, 2021

Yitude Season

The day after a holiday, its called "Yitude Season" because it sounds better that way. Originally there were two definitions of these two words together but I cant say them because of the Urban dictionary gods.

What is the day after my birthday or any holiday called?

Oh Bernie, its called "Yitude Season"

by DominoRussia September 20, 2021

buffing season

Buffing season is what follows Cuffing Season. This other half of the year, begins after a short Spring break, and is perhaps the more public time of relationships. ‘Buffing season’ is where the same single or coupled people begin looking for longer term viability of said partnership(s) for the rest of the other seasons. Buffing season usually begins in April to May, as in ‘I may… want to get more active or fit or stay relatively as-is, as is preferable to the couple, to get to enjoy the summer months more in the buff, as desired… It makes sense then, for buffing season to be motivated one way or another by the warmer weather. Some people get more buff in this season, just as some continue the cuff.

After a cozy cuffing season of lots of netflix and chill, they dusted off the gym equipment to get ready for Buffing Season, and get beach ready.

by innernetartpeoples September 21, 2021