Emu sandwich

two sloppy nuts in rye bread with a side of whole milk.

I had an emu sandwich after slappin' it to your moms breasts.

by Mehard June 13, 2007

moldy sandwich

An annoying person

"he's so annoying, he must be a moldy sandwich"

by APOTATNYAN November 4, 2018

Damp sandwich

A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.

Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.

by Dick Trickle 69 September 18, 2016

sexual sandwich

A sexy position where 2 men penetrate a woman from both sides

Dave "you up for some sexual sandwiching."
Linda " of course."

by Sexy sex monster March 12, 2017

sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.

1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.

by Dr McG December 18, 2022

Chocolate sandwich

The process of two people pressing their ass together then shitting to make a thick layer of shit between the people

Wanna make a chocolate sandwich?
Hell no that’s disgusting!

by JelloRiver06 September 21, 2022

Sybian Sandwich

the act of a threesome between three women in which two make a scissor pose with their legs while the woman in the middle sways side to side.

Sarah: She totally gave them a Sybian Sandwich!

by pusi HOUND 420 September 16, 2021