Skip to main content

The Uncle Sam

The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem
by THE_HENTAI_GOD May 12, 2020
mugGet the The Uncle Sammug.

Fireman sam

Fireman sam you should not ignore. Sam is the hero next door.
by UltimateDoge July 13, 2021
mugGet the Fireman sammug.

Sam Droke

a very pretty actress that played in PPP with selena gomez and demi lovato full name samantha droke, also best friends with ashley tisdale.
me:did you see PPP with sam droke?
friend:yeah,it was amazing.
by ccheergirlx3 July 20, 2009
mugGet the Sam Drokemug.

Sam horvath

“Is that markiplier?”
“What who?”
“Points at person”
Ohhhhhhh no that’s Sam horvath”
“Oh alright I was gonna get an autograph
by Pickle sucker 20046 January 1, 2023
mugGet the Sam horvathmug.

Sam Smith

It’s like elevator music with painfully generic vocals added then released to pop radio stations.
A: I think I just wrote to lamest song ever. It simultaneously makes you want to dunk your head in ice water and go to sleep.
B: No, Sam Smith already did that, he’s even worse than Ed Sheeran.
by Who’R’You July 12, 2019
mugGet the Sam Smithmug.

Sam Williams

A Sam Williams is a man who falls in love with not women but the large cities they live in. He can be spotted during the hours of 5am and 6 am waking up in a sweater vest and khakis, not to mention the loafers awaiting his arrival at the foot of his bed.

Usually wears a suit regardless of the occassion and typically boasts about his recent discoveries of how to tie a bow-tie.
His infatuations with DZ girls only comes second to his love of number crunching and excel spreadsheets.

If looking to find a Sam Williams one only needs to listen for the sound of teeth brushing or gospel choir music radiating through the halls of a college dormitory.

Contrary to popular belief it is the Sam Williams' of the world that created the Dow Jones Industrial Average as well as invented the internet and currently write forbes magazine.
"Dude you won your college's American Idol competition? You're such a Sam Williams!"

"After being arrested for the 4th time my dad asked, Why Can't you be more of a Sam Williams!?"

"You were in JoS A. Banks for how long!? What a Sam Williams"

"You got jacked by a 10 year old!? What a Sam Williams"

Love u Sam
by Happy Bastard Santa November 30, 2009
mugGet the Sam Williamsmug.

Sam Hunt

Sam Hunt is a ridiculously attractive country singer with the voice of an angel. He has a smile bright enough to thaw even the most frozen of hearts while his jawline is sharp enough to cut a wedding cake.
Sam Hunt is an amazing piece of eye (and ear!) candy.
by head-first-fearless11 May 15, 2016
mugGet the Sam Huntmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email