by Badwitch66 April 27, 2024
Get the soft hot stinkymug. a period of intoxication where:
a.) You're not so drunk that you've passed out, but drank enough that your not really awake either.
b.) You're not so drunk that you've lost all control of your bodily functions and fluids... yet drunk enough that you do not remain in FULL control either... slippage and or spritzing / dripping may have occured without your knowlege.
c.) Your sober enough to have not fallen down and passed out yet, but way too drunk to actually stand upright, walk, or run.. you find yourself in a constant state of movement where as your head; lead by your upper torso sways forward, back, left and right.... your feet always moving to try and stay below your body.
d.) Do you remember a few beers ago when you went to the restroom and had trouble relieving yourself? Do you remember during your last beer you had to go again but couldn't be bothered to actually go the restroom and fumble around with zippers and buttons? Do you notice a warm or wet sensation in the back of your pants or pant leg? If yes... your now exactly one half of sinky-wobbly
a.) You're not so drunk that you've passed out, but drank enough that your not really awake either.
b.) You're not so drunk that you've lost all control of your bodily functions and fluids... yet drunk enough that you do not remain in FULL control either... slippage and or spritzing / dripping may have occured without your knowlege.
c.) Your sober enough to have not fallen down and passed out yet, but way too drunk to actually stand upright, walk, or run.. you find yourself in a constant state of movement where as your head; lead by your upper torso sways forward, back, left and right.... your feet always moving to try and stay below your body.
d.) Do you remember a few beers ago when you went to the restroom and had trouble relieving yourself? Do you remember during your last beer you had to go again but couldn't be bothered to actually go the restroom and fumble around with zippers and buttons? Do you notice a warm or wet sensation in the back of your pants or pant leg? If yes... your now exactly one half of sinky-wobbly
- My friend and I went to the bar last night, he got sh*t faced and silly, I got stinky-wobbly, we both drank a lot!
by AffinityX July 30, 2008
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Get the stinkymug. by StinkiesJinkies February 27, 2023
Get the Stinky Jinkiesmug. One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend
by MAISYcat30now July 7, 2022
Get the Stinky Trombonemug. its a monkey watch out hes stinky ewwww and he has diarhea eww
did he just make a big poop not just big im talking BIGGG
eww no one likes him
did he just make a big poop not just big im talking BIGGG
eww no one likes him
Person #1 : is that the monkey that poops and is stinky?
Person #2 : i think it is!
Person #1 : LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE KILLS US WITH HIS POOP
Person #2 : YEA FAST! UH OH HES BEHIND US UH OH STINKY
Person #2 : i think it is!
Person #1 : LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE KILLS US WITH HIS POOP
Person #2 : YEA FAST! UH OH HES BEHIND US UH OH STINKY
by YOUROLDHANDLEEE June 16, 2020
Get the uh oh stinkymug.