stalking stuffer

What they call it when a man stuffs his women on Christmas eve.

Dude was your Christmas merry

Well not for me, but it was a very MERRY CHRISTMAS for my women though.By that I mean I gave her a stalking stuffer.

Dude I know what you mean!

by lncwalker December 5, 2013

stalker

Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:

. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you

CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.

Guy 1: Dude, I think the new girl's a stalker...

Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!

by Poodam September 19, 2015

Stalker

A person who Google you until they can find contact information

Im a stalker... i searched him by using Google to find him

by Meow12399 March 15, 2016

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 15, 2006

super stalker

This is the Super Stalker crankbait from Drifter Tackle, the same company that brings you the phenomenal Believer muskie lures. With the sturdy hard plastic body and the flexible soft plastic tail, this lure offers the best of both worlds. Not only is it extremely versatile as a casting and trolling lure, but it is an excellent toss-back bait for those muskies that follow up to the boat but refuse to strike.

I love my super stalker I never fish without one

by masterbaitermaster January 10, 2010

FB stalk mobile

when you stalk someone on facebook, either a friend or a suggested friend by looking at their interests and Photographs

Joe- ''hey is that Kalia FB?

John- yeah she is hot, lets look at her photos

to the FB stalk mobile

by kjnch September 8, 2011

Creepy stalker person

Someone who is attracted to some one for over 3 years and does the whole "Let me just stare at them"thing while trying to get over how gorgeous this person is butt in the end they get more attracted to them and they do this so much to the person they they have been deemed a creepy stalker personand this creepy stalker person will run around warning everyone about them being one

Mary Grace:can you like stop staring at Kerry
Julio Ramiro III:sorry I'm just a creepy stalker person ,butt like if you want to help me get over her you is welcome to try

by DR.DeathDefying February 24, 2020