The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005

Fireman's Special

When you finish having sex with a woman with a large full bush, and immediately after coitus blow a load on her genital hair, effectively extinguishing the brush fire cause by vigorous pounding.

I gave your mom a Fireman's Special last night, because she was in danger of a full on scorcher.

by Barry Chitlass May 12, 2010

special

Politically correct word for a retard.

The special kids on the special bus wank themselves in public.

by sam the ram April 8, 2006

Special boy

A man who values fancypants and sodomy over truth and Logos.

Rogan and Crowder ARE special boys so it’s very possible that they might be butt pumping down by the dumpster on roller skates.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 7, 2019

Spech

Spech is a basic bitch with no personality, they are usually sporty with long blond hair and are the most popular people at school (even though everyone talks shit about them behind their back). Spech's are only interested in things mainstream and popular. Spech's look so similar you can barely tell them apart, especially as they travel in groups (called a spech gang). Spech is a term adopted by a particular group of these basic girls.

Sara: See those basic girls over there?
Kenzie: The ones with the matching Adidas bags and Starbucks lattes?
Sara: Yeah, they call themselves the spech gang.

by NoOneHereAnymore April 22, 2018

the servando special

another term for midnight masturbation

Guy 1: oh hey guys come right in
Guy 2 :Hey so are we going to go bowling or what?
Guy 1: yeah just let me finish up my the servando special first

by jdimndtrcks December 22, 2010

Special

Another word for retarded. Evolved out of 'special needs' and said people being referred to using this word.

Huw Meredith is a special, unique child who simply talks and thinks differently and needs to be understood.

You're fucking special, you, ya daft cunt go suck ya nan's fat gash ya fuckin mong

by TheHunterOfPussy March 6, 2018