Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

by digo_bone October 18, 2019

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Simp bucks

The modern brownie points

For simps

Bob: Alice I brought you flowers and made your laundry
Alice: that'll get you some simp bucks. Nerd

by TCPizza June 16, 2020

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No Simp October

A challenge where GIRLS aren't allowed to simp for any being on this earth including fictional characters for the whole October

Girl 1: Hey have you heard of joseph ?! he’s soo cute
Girl 2: Girl you just failed no simp October

Girl 1: What’s that about ?
Girl 2: You can't simp during October girl. It's no simp October for us girls now!

by simp not a pimp September 3, 2020

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Netflix simp

Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why

Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp

by Poseidon’s Kiss February 8, 2021

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