flex Seal challenge

The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.

Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!

by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020

Dick Salsa

The residual semen exiting the vagina after ejaculating in a girl while on her menstrual cycle.

You should seen the dick salsa run down that chicks legs when she stood up after we bumped nugs.

by Dsalsa6969 January 11, 2021

loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.

"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"

by supereboy February 4, 2021

Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.

Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.

by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021

Karma seal

Karma seal plays a big role in the anime boruto it is like an otsutsuki’s usb drive when and otsutsuki dies they implant karma and the nearest creature to turn their body in their karma seal can work two ways the otsutsuki turning vessels body into their or the vessel learning to use karma there are different types of karma the one described now kawaki’s karma seal which has no otsutsuki or white karma

Momoshiki: *dies
Karma seal: downloading

by Randomguy683 March 6, 2021

Lazy Seal

The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).

Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!

by Not Lazy Seal March 8, 2021

Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021