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Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017
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Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.
1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018
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santa laws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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Santa Adriana

She seems like an angel on two legs: small and innocent. She has a mind that is always developing, a creative soul that is always being unique and loud in her own way. She enjoys quite time, but also loves meeting new people, a friend for every occasion! Santa Adrianas can be easily hurt, so she hides it by pointing out other peoples faults.

If you ever encounter a Santa Adriana you should be sure to always say your mind and be sure to make sure that they will accept themselves, they like support but are too strong to admit that they also have weaknesses like everyone else.
Dear Santa Adriana it’s okay to fuck up, everybody does. You don’t need to prove yourself, people will love you even with all your flaws!
by Sheryll. L November 7, 2018
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Santa

Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.

- ava plus YT
Someone: Santa is fake.

Other person: agree.
by ava plus December 12, 2020
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Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it
I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.
by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017
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Santa Fe Sun Roof

When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.
"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"
by JavianLost June 10, 2021
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