Rule 215

Rule 215 states that under the law of manhood you have to masturbate on February 15th at 2:15 am/pm. This is to strengthen your stream and get your dingaling ready for Valentines Day

Guy 1- "Dude how strong's your stream?"

Guy 2- "I haven't broke Rule 215 yet bro. It can shoot like an AK-47"

Guy 1- "Brooo. Show me, no homo

Guy 2- "Screw your no homo, get over here!"

by SomeSortaThing June 17, 2020

Rule 540

When given the opportunity, you are obliged to engage in sexual intercourse with all nearby cheese graters.

"Wow, cheese graters!"
"Rule 540, man. Rule 540."
"Dammit, Bryan!"

by AnonLollipop August 11, 2016

Rule 107

A completely pointless rule that's only purpose is to fill the gap between Rule 106 and Rule 108.

Rule 107 is a completely and utterly pointless rule.

by w00t123 August 2, 2012

Rule 1248

If it's a kid pedophiles will probably jerk off to it.

Person 1: Ooooh, You see that kid? Im about to act up.
Person 2: Bro that's Rule 1248, I'm calling the cops

by HansenChris August 2, 2021

Rule: 07734

Anything you write will ALWAYS be much cooler if:

1) It's in code.

2) The message/statement is conveyed by unconventional means.

And/Or

3) 1337 is used.

(The rule name comes from writing "Hello" on a standard handheld calculator by pressing 0.7734 and turning it upside-down)

Steve: Man, I want to say 'Hello' to that chick over there... but how do I go about doing such a thing?

Man: Just remember Rule: 07734 Steve.

Man: Your right! *grabs a nearby calculator*

by Neoluigi October 2, 2011

mercy rule

A rule in high school soccer saying that the game is over when one team got 10 goal.

"Dude, we beat them 13:1" - "That's impossible - mercy rule!"

by soccerfanatic July 27, 2012

Ja Rule

i am no wack rap listener. i can't say ja is the best, but he is not bad either. so what if he was rich or not? he still managed to gain some street cred nevertheless, even if it is a little. the truth is, i like him more now because that stupid has-been 50 cent exposed him as a fake and you people are so pussy, that you post disses at him on this site rather than go to his face personally. i used to like 50 cent, but he is slowly losing his hardcore image. THE MAIN PORBLEM IS, PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK "RAP = STREET CREDIBILITY" not true, honestly, i think more rappers should start out rich, i'm tired of the stereotype. he is unique. he is at least smarter than 50 cent. AND SINCE WHEN IS IT COOL TO COMMIT CRIMES!!! it is ok if he raps about the streets, but not say he is gangsta. and he likes ecstacy!!! even 50 cannot fuck with MURDER INC. (he got his lil ass stabbed!!!)

fuck 50, ja rule is better

by dsssgfhdgsfhghgfdljd;hg July 25, 2006