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Ranchy Mcchicken

When Ranch and a McChicken come together you stick your penis in the mcchicken while the other person eats it and sucks you off at the same time with ranch sauce for lube
Syler gave me a Ranchy Mcchicken in swids bathroom while seby was in a cuck chair
by Rancybiggestfan February 6, 2026
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Ranchjob

Ranchjob;<Verb> Definition: 1. The act of slathering your penis/pussy in ranch and master baiting afterwards. <Noun> Definition: 2. Using ranch as bait under the circumstances that your significant other is so in love with the taste of ranch, that they would do anything to get a taste of it. Go ahead and put a spoonful on your tip, and watch as your mind will be blown.
I was feeling very ill one day, when i got home, my partner offered me a ranchjob.
I was so obsessed with ranch that i decided to give the librarian a ranchjob.
by Ex0TicRage March 19, 2026
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Ranchula

The wife of a country club member that gets drunk at the club or pool while her husband is off playing a round of golf.
Went to the country club today and the club bar was full of Ranchulas.
by whowatchingme May 18, 2025
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Raunch

A woman who has been ran through and is now considered raunchy by common definition.
Who Sarah? She's raunch, you'll catch something for sure, no hoe is worth the hiv!
by anonymous June 14, 2025
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ranch metaphor

when youtuber daniel howell from dan and phil compared himself and other youtuber amazingphil to ranch during their second "massive pizza mukbang". he said that they were put on earth for the sole purpose of finding each other, just as the ingredients of ranch were put on earth for the sole purpose of creating ranch.
We were meant to find each other and create something beautiful, just like the ingredients of ranch.

We're totally a ranch metaphor.
by jayjaylolllll July 19, 2025
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Raunchy Roy

An adult beverage take on the classic Roy Rodgers.
Akin to a Dirty Shirley, it is Coke, Vodka, and a splash of Grenadine.
Barkeep, please start me off with a Raunchy Roy this evening.
by Adumb33 August 12, 2025
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Ranchie

A type of person who eats with his palms, goons a lot, and is a certified mouth breather. They say slurs like their giving out candy on halloween, but now refrain from it because they want to go to college. A ranchie is also a little loose in the head and somehow has every OF girl memorized
Why are you being such a ranchie?
by 676767676767676767676767676767 October 29, 2025
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