Randall

A sex crazed outcast obsessed with My Little Pony, and Kim Kardashian's ass. A Randall is constantly bugging women way out of his league for any kind of physical contact.

That Randall just got peppersprayed again!

by Hugh Mungus III March 2, 2017

Randall

The name of a boy (not a man) that likes to start Twitter fights, but can't back himself up. Uses words such as "y'all" and "sweetheart" to make himself sound like he is from the south. You can usually smell him coming a mile away, because he is such a shitty person. Additionally, he is an honorary member of the thumbs. More than likely lives in his parents basement. Likes to downgrade girls with fat asses (prolly bc his is flatter than a tortilla).

lmao Randall back at it on the Twit feed.

by Phatho June 10, 2017

Randall

A Randall is someone who always finishes second. Second is very common for a Randall. From golf to food a Randall will strive for seconds even sloppy seconds from his uncles ex wife. Randall also punches family members kids

Punching kids is so Randall

by Golfboyz June 16, 2016

RandyJackson

to be a successful and well-dressed or eccentrically-dressed black male. Most white people who think all black people look alike typically compare all well-dressed and successful black men to the celebrity Randy Jackson just because they are also black.

Everyone: That Brandon is successful and sure does dress well

Merit: Dont all those RandyJackson's dress well?

by kruatheshow November 13, 2013

Randying

Someone lazy, stands around watches others work, but talks about working hard.. No one has ever seen ran dying people work hard. Randying is also know as one upping others.. Listening to what they do for fun or other activities and then internet researches the hobby or thing to know more about it to pursue the conversation as if they do it or have done it... Randying is over working yourself Doing something so easy but yet can't figure it out. Randying is something you don't want to be doing nobody needs randying in there life.!!!

damn this thing is so easy but I caught myself randying it..

by honda450 November 24, 2015

randyophile

Someone with a superiority complex who loves talking down to people but can't detect satire.

Did you see that guy commenting on her post? What a randyophile.

by Loltyler1 January 12, 2017

randyophile

Someone with a superiority complex who loves commenting in a condescending manner but can't detect satire.

Did you see that guy commenting on your post? What a randyophile.

by Loltyler1 January 12, 2017