Ass Queef 

Pretty much, just another word for a fart. If you want to be more immature about it, just use the word Ass queef.

Fu*king A! Why did you have to fuggin release your ass queef right in my face! Fu*k!

Ass Queef by Tits McGee *bitch* August 31, 2006

dick queef 

To fart out of ones shlong.

John quit it you fucking dick queef.

dick queef by Dznny Da Persian September 14, 2005

period queef 

When you fuck a girl on her period, she queefs and blood blows out.

I pulled my wang out of my girls pussy and she queefed blood all over it.period queef

period queef by ONlyonE_- June 21, 2016

Confetti Queef 

V. Used in description of a loose woman who has such a large vagina that she often expells "confetti" or foreign objects from her vagina when queeffing uncontrollably

She is so gross I bet she confetti queefs all the time.

Confetti Queef by Rick Raida October 4, 2006

mouth queef 

When somebody makes a queef noise from their mouth.
Does not have to be sexual, can refer to any weird noised form the mouth.

Madison mouth queefed when she was sucking her fingers.

mouth queef by super_blumpkin April 26, 2010

loaded queef 

n. a vaginal purge of semen

the girl went to pee, and was surprised by an unexpected loaded queef

loaded queef by Daniel Infrangible April 21, 2011

amplified queef 

when a woman puts a mega phone on her vagina and a man puts his face on the end of it and she she releases genital flatulence into the mega phone.

man, that tart deafened me with that amplified queef last night.

amplified queef by grant foster November 9, 2011