puts the cylinder in the square hole

Another term for stupid or idiot

“Paul here, let’s just say he puts the cylinder in the square hole”

by Heard Hamlet June 13, 2022

Just put it on my account

Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".

Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

putting 4 fingers up

you fuck a great amount of bitches on a daily

yo brian is putting 4 fingers up!
yo he must be having alot of bitches

by noface不　 April 21, 2022

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015

I'd put creme Fraiche on that

To be attracted to someone from the oppisite sex diverted from american hit comedy show south park

if a girl/guy is attractive nudge your buddy and say "I'd put some creme fraiche on that" (;
look at her I'd put creme Fraiche on that

by cremefraiche May 18, 2011

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018

Just Put Some Cheese On It

When you mess up so bad, you just ship out your mistake.

You work at McDonald's;
Cheeseburger with no pickle? Put pickle on it by accident? Just Put Some Cheese On It!

In Public;
Asked a woman when her baby is due? Turns out she is just fat? Just Put Some Cheese On It!

by hecticxdrell April 5, 2015