Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014
Get the maximum puppismug. by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013
Get the Semen Puppymug. Sammy puppy is the best pupper out there. I love my Sammy puppy. Sam in general is the best person you’ll ever meet. 100 % guaranteed. He is so kind caring and loyal and wants nothing but the best for you. His smile will kill you in an instant. It’s so contagious and his laugh will make your day. He lights up a room and everyone LOVES him. His hair is so fluffy and amazing. If very tempting to play with. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just get lost in all day. He is so loving and VERY ROMANTIC. Once you open him up, you’ll find it to be completely worth it as his love for you is unconditional and he will never judge you. You can trust him with all your secrets and whenever he isn’t around you won’t feel complete as a person. You need a Sam in your life. If you have one KEEP HIM.
by Ilovesammyboy123 November 21, 2021
Get the Sammy puppymug. by Mksanto April 21, 2021
Get the Puppymug. by Ritacca March 8, 2023
Get the puppy bedmug. A girl you need aid with but can't disclose to your ckoser homeboys because she's very unnatractive.
by AaliyahAaliyah May 19, 2022
Get the Hush puppymug. An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.
by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024
Get the Fluz puppymug.