maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013

Sammy puppy

Sammy puppy is the best pupper out there. I love my Sammy puppy. Sam in general is the best person you’ll ever meet. 100 % guaranteed. He is so kind caring and loyal and wants nothing but the best for you. His smile will kill you in an instant. It’s so contagious and his laugh will make your day. He lights up a room and everyone LOVES him. His hair is so fluffy and amazing. If very tempting to play with. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just get lost in all day. He is so loving and VERY ROMANTIC. Once you open him up, you’ll find it to be completely worth it as his love for you is unconditional and he will never judge you. You can trust him with all your secrets and whenever he isn’t around you won’t feel complete as a person. You need a Sam in your life. If you have one KEEP HIM.

Sammy puppy is the best baby boy I know🥰

by Ilovesammyboy123 November 21, 2021

Puppy

A boy who ain’t a dog. Is a mother fucking simp and will sit and wait for a bitch.

Awe nah he ain’t ganna come hang with the boys he’s a puppy for his girl

by Mksanto April 21, 2021

puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.

Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

Hush puppy

A girl you need aid with but can't disclose to your ckoser homeboys because she's very unnatractive.

I needed with a hush puppy last night, please keep this on the low.

by AaliyahAaliyah May 19, 2022

Fluz puppy

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.

Hey cousin Terry wanna go film you giving me a fluz puppy?

by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024