Polish back side

Snail trailing a person with a hair back after completing a sexual act.

Donnie really give Bernie a polish back side after dinner and a movie

by Spamrisk87 August 1, 2023

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

nail polish remover junkies

me

nail polish remover junkies

by urmumlovesmybrain August 31, 2023

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.

That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.

by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

Polish wind tunnel

When two sexual partners are both on all fours, facing opposite directions so their butthole are eye to eye and they keep passing the same fart back and forth into each other's anus.

You can tell those two do the Polish Wind Tunnel to each other; they're from Missouri, after all.

by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022