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by The Real Irish Pineapple April 29, 2019

The prophesized destruction of the universe due to a scientific catastrophe in which a pineapple collapsed in on itself, tearing apart time and space in the process.
by sacull June 25, 2022

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.
by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
