Perition

"Perition" is Petition spelled by a moron

Person 1: Yo sign this Perition
Person 2: It's Petition not "Perition" you moron

by Dark raider boss August 30, 2023

Period

When a person is just being unreasonably bitchy

Cameron: Ryan bro, Mr. Conrad called my parent for literally no reason and im getting a write up to the principle's office

Ryan: Sounds like that nigga is in his period

by MagicThe8ball September 5, 2023

period of digestion

The markets are tanking in fear of interest rates, AI, and the election year ahead. They are digesting the bad data, the Fed's mixed messages, and the coming interest rate hike.

Investors are trying waking up to this period of digestion and looking for new places to safely store their money while the markets go bonkers in 23 - 24.

by jmacofearth September 22, 2023

Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying

Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it

by really! August 18, 2009

Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.

Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?

by Tom224 November 16, 2012

Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.

Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."

by Victor Mateo Trench December 31, 2014

jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.

"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"

by makehimsquirt January 29, 2015