parker house roll

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.

My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?

by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016

Pecker peck

To lightly kiss a penis with the utmost of care so that he feels appreciated for the hard work he does.

My boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty, after all was said and done I gave him a pecker peck to say thanks. He has feelings too you know..

by Kodriejedi July 30, 2016

pekker-head

The tip of a man's penis.

My girlfriend said we could make love, as long as it was just the pekker-head.

by Nig Nog Log July 9, 2016

Peckerwad

This is a guy that's being a real dickhead. Someone that is really fucking annoying.
Also, a peckerwad is what a women says she received when you throw a 12 inch dick in her mouth.

Man that guy was being a real peckerwad.
Girl that dude about choked me to death with his massive peckerwad.

by Mr. Dirthole July 24, 2016

Parker

A large feller who enjoys consuming big macs on the daily. Catches small fish but thinks he's the next KVD. His friends tend to call him a slaunch donkey.

"Do you see that kid over there eating 4 big macs?"
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."

by slaunchdonkey10 June 6, 2018

Parker

Parker’s are usually very annoying they have extremely greasy blonde hair and upset very easily and they are extremely horrible at fortnite like the worst at it

Man Parker is so salty sometimes

by DankWizard January 15, 2019

Parker Matoon

gay little sharpie boy that no one likes.

wow Parker Matoon is such a disappointment.

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1iiiiiiiiii May 21, 2019