Grave pound

When you have worms and let someone have anal sex with you.

Went over to my friend's house the other day and he let me do a grave pound on him

by Fredds August 17, 2021

25 pounds of m&ms

approximately 12,500 m&ms

person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?

by m&m simp November 7, 2021

dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube

Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!

by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017

British Pound

The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.

"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."

by majic mike May 23, 2025

The Covid 19 pounds

The 19 pounds EVERYONE gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

Pillow pounding

Tit wank

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021