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dirty pirate

its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye
hegave me a dirty pirate today
by death boner from hell December 17, 2014
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Nori the Pirate God

Nori the Pirate God is the legend that has grown from a young man from the Colorado Front Range. It has grown to mean someone with great abilities or great wit. Talents in creative areas are especially attributed with the title of Norian. He has been compared in fictional greatness to the likes of Chuck Norris, Mike Ditka, even Stevie Ray Vaughan. Nori the Pirate God was a legendary land pirate and will be remembered for his drinking, love of music and film, and his nack with members of the canine family.
He is also known as an activist. He never took shit from anyone or took anything sitting down. He'd always stand up for his beliefs.
Damn, you play like you're Nori the Pirate God.
Fight the Man like Nori.
by Nori the Pirate June 20, 2007
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one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.
Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.
by Alita24 December 5, 2007
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The Pirate

Driving home from the bar shitfaced and having to cover one eye to prevent seeing double.
Clyde McBride: "Bro I got shitfaced last night at the bar and had to do the pirate to get home!" Kill: "Dude you're a shitbag!"
by Kill2009whoopthatass January 30, 2009
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Spam Pirate

A Pirate completely obsessed with Spam. Currently only one spam pirate is known in the 7 seas.
ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirate, she be guaranteein me safe passage on er *stabbed in face with sword*
by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004
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poop pirate

A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.
After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.
by murato February 13, 2010
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a but pirate

Guy on guy action. ( has, having guy on guy action)
He is a but pirate.
by Cookie Stealer --- awesomio January 10, 2008
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