Paper Bag Special

In reference to a wing man's position, a Paper Bag Special means to cover the not so pretty face, with a paper bag when engaging sexual activities.
It was also a conversation of the Wing Mans job, that turned into a band name, by some teenagers in Albuquerque New Mexico.
Paperbagspecial.com

Buddy "Hey, I get the cute blonde, go distract her friend"
Wing Man "Maan, I don't want to look at that"
Buddy "Heres a paper bag"
Wing Man "She's a Paper Bag Special"

by iNaneNihilist October 10, 2008

scissors paper rock

A game played by 2 people (although you can play it with more if you wanna confuse everyone). The players make a fist and move them up and down and say "scissors, paper, rock", and on rock they change their hand into either a horizontal peace sign for scissors, flat for paper or keep it as a fist for rock. Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper smothers rock. Often used as a decider.

Mum: One of you kids has to mow the lawn
John: Scissors paper rock, loser mows.
Rusty: Righto.

by joveblue July 10, 2004

Paper Hanger's Bucket

The appearance of a whore's snatch tunnel after a busy night on the game. Reminiscent of a decorator's wallpaper paste recepticle.

She had a fanny like a paper hanger's bucket.

by Dave B October 2, 2003

rock-paper-scissors

A game to decide any outcome.
see: chonk

Lets chonk to see who gets to smoke the first bong.

by Diego November 18, 2003

mexican fly paper

a used tampon hanging from a tac in the ceiling

man, that dude stinks more than mexican fly paper.

by babyjesus318 August 30, 2009

Scissor, Paper, Scomo.

Like a game of scissor, paper, rock but with a new hand gesture of Scomo comes to play. The Scomo just grabs the other players hand and tries to shake it without the other players consent, when the other player voices an opinion the person that plays the Scomo just walks away.

Named after Scott Morrison the Australian prime minister who during the bushfire crisis in Australia was forcefully shaking hands with upset bushfire victims without their consent for media purposes.

What's Morrison up to on the Tv? Looks like he’s playing Scissor, Paper, Scomo. again.

by Bushcomberbrown January 31, 2020

shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

by DaStalka June 3, 2010