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California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
mugGet the California Clit Crunchermug.

Clit Roller

When a woman’s fart travels up instead of back
Man, that was a clit roller!”
by anonymous May 3, 2025
mugGet the Clit Rollermug.

clit therapy

When the male genitalia head taps on a female's clit causing her to become more aroused and ready for action.
You have to give her a little clit therapy before you start pounding.
by DrFeelGoodPhD July 27, 2023
mugGet the clit therapymug.

clit

Abbreviation of clitoris.

To be honest, the best thing ever.

A small bump at the top of a woman’s sexual organ area, which when stimulated correctly, feels like nothing else matters.
The extreme amount of pleasure it gives can leave you feeling dizzy, about to pass out, sick, or… amazing.

At the times when im under tremendous amounts of stress, it works like better than a charm.
“I licked her clit.”
by erikneese May 17, 2022
mugGet the clitmug.

Clit Recluse

When a female is sexually disordered caused by The mindless/ subconscious State of Mind. Often due to the “poor me” or self pity level of depression and/or is currently in experiencing extreme “basic bitch” episodes.

Outward projection by denying others and herself pleasure due to low self esteem and/or body image dysmorphia..
No bro, that chick seems hopeless. Defefinity has that “clit recluse”vibe. I wouldn’t buy her a drink, if I were you.
by LaurLaurBoobz April 13, 2024
mugGet the Clit Reclusemug.

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.
Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
by thefishbin August 31, 2011
mugGet the Clit Vulturemug.

clit smash

The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"
by Fucmehjerry November 8, 2017
mugGet the clit smashmug.

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