chicken cow

the harmless friend of catdog

chicken cow and catdog went to s slumber party

by Norman November 29, 2003

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Purple Cow

An old woman's pussy. It's purple and as big as a cow's pussy. A Purple Cow looks disgusting.

Kitty's Purple Cow looksdisgusting.

by Bodhi Zapha August 27, 2012

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tuna cow

Only the coolest animal in the aquatic world...
Also a wonderful tattoo that all the hardcore people named Art should have.

Ex 1: Brooke"Dude! Did you see that tuna cow!?!?"
Kylie "YEAH MAN! JALABEANO!"
Gina"Umm...wow..."
Ex 2: Brooke "We whould show Art that we could give him the coolest tattoo EVER!"
Kylie "Yeah! Like a Tuna Cow!"
Gina "Umm...wow..."

by I want to eat you. September 02, 2007

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Cow shit

Better organic material for growing hallucinogenic mushrooms than bullshit. Have a cow and you can grow your own!

New hippy-So I eat everything? The cow shit too?
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

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Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.

Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe

by Mad Avid Ad April 15, 2011

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