A unfortunately tall, brown haired hockey boi. He likes to make dad jokes, and has a lot of underground crackhead energy. He is LOWKEY real sweet, and can go full Dr. Phil mode. Which means that he gives good advice. Often in a Friend group he plays the role of a mom and makes sure u go to sleep and are eating, super helpful tho because if he didn’t I would be a mess. Really fun to talk to and always has sumthing dum to say :) but when he says dum stuff you tease him over it. He can take the brutal teasing of his close friends but won’t hesitate if your straight up an asshole. If Owen doesn’t like you than you’re definitely doing something wrong. Cause he is accepting of a lot of people, he does a lot of cringey stuff tho so please be cautious. He is similar to a raccoon tho cause he likes to dig through the trash cans every chance he gets. BTW i should mention he is super big brain and super athletic.
by Owenisabum February 11, 2021

Your playing xbox and dale owens in you've been playing bo3 for an hour and catches up with his kills.
by greengiant2025 September 6, 2016

Owen: Why would you get drunk?? You promised you wouldnt get drunk.
Someone: Im sorry
Owen: *ghosts you for a week*
Someone: Im sorry
Owen: *ghosts you for a week*
by danzyz February 4, 2024

To put it easily, he’s a spunk and doesn’t know how to do his 4x tables. Owen likes the bully everyone else but hates when people take the piss out of him
by I hate owen May 11, 2020

owen is a sweet guy and you want him as a friend but he is someone that will steal your girl and then break her heart. but on the other hand he is the most funnest, kindest, and nicest guy you will meet
by unicornlover0616 November 5, 2017

Guy 1: Look at her, She’s hot
Guy 2: Nah bro she definitely taken
Guy 1: By who?
Guy 2: A guy named Owen
Guy 2: It’s always “Braylee and Owen”
Guy 2: Nah bro she definitely taken
Guy 1: By who?
Guy 2: A guy named Owen
Guy 2: It’s always “Braylee and Owen”
by .:Satan:. October 13, 2021
