Mac owner

A useless windbage that creams his pants every time he sees a shiny metal object produced by Apple. Mac owners like to ride Steve jobs dead carcass to completion.

Mac owner: wanna head to a coffee shop and sit there staring at the google homepage for 45 minutes

by Blacksantaclauz July 8, 2018

Café Owner Anti

- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.

- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.

- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.

“no i don’t think you understand... i’m a café owner anti... i’m obsessed with the café owners.”

by CaféCultist June 1, 2019

Bad Owen

Someone who smells vary poorly

He needs to shower he is a bad owen

by Yodeling ostrich June 1, 2019

hotel owner

A group of incestuous, nasty, and presssed people from stan twitter sharing STDS such as jealousy and chlamydia. Trying to be as relevant as the café owners™ but miserably failing everytime. They’re the incarnation of jealousy.

I was such hotel owner today.
I was such a jealous hater today.

by unfortunately a hotel owner June 1, 2019

smash owen day

smash all the owens as hard as u can.

“did u hear tommorows smash owen day.”

by hairyasshole22 September 19, 2019

Liam Owen

A drug dealer who would sell his grandma if the price was good enough.

Who's Liam owen?
A Butt

by mr.nuggets October 7, 2019

bike owner

A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.

That bike owner is such a hardworking, valued member of society.

by Gaytred January 27, 2020