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**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.
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Get the Oiler Alert mug.1) Occurs when a tropical weather system interacts with an oil spill. The oilcane exhibits normal hurricane tendencies in its strong winds and heavy rains, but achieves its namesake in its ability to hurl oil in a haphazardly manner.
2) An ill-advised experiment by George Washington Carver circa 1919 in which an attempt to form an oil/sugarcane hybrid went horribly wrong. The anticipated "super-cash" crop turned out to be neither a source of energy, nor or a suitable sweetener.
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2) That oilcane tasted so bad, and it can't even power a moped. No wonder its only use is as the base ingredient in RC Cola.
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