Liam

A boy that will ask you out and not talk to you at all afterwards. He will also not get you a birthday present.

Ugg, i think my boyfriend ghosted me, he must be a Liam!

by Devito, Danny April 8, 2020

Liams

The people referred to as "Liams" will often be unable to communicate in the traditional sense, often resorting to spewing nonsense in a bid for attention. This will most likely be looked down upon by others, resulting in a pseudo-relationship in which people are forced to endure Liams rather than enjoy their company. "Liam" is thought to refer to Liam Gallagher, who no one really likes, but that's just a theory, a game theory.

"I'm so bored of jim, he's acting like a liam."

"That guy seems like one of the Liams, similar to Liam Gallagher, and thus I'm referring to him as such."

by Betafel April 13, 2020

Liam

literally the definition of mentally retarded gay faggot

Person 1: did you see that faggot?
Person 2: yeah his name is Liam.

by Liams’ left nut May 9, 2020

Liam Hayes

Loves fucking his donkeys, if he’s blonde he’s gay. But if a retard. Queer fuck but his donkeys say he’s a good ride, shout out to napoleon.

A. Wait why is that donkey climaxing
B. Liam Hayes is giving him anal

by Indian Vagina May 11, 2020

Liam

A Female

You really gonna be petty like that? Such a Liam

by bigpiecesmalllease May 16, 2020

Liam

Liam is short.

Hey is that is that a mole no it’s just Liam.

by joym May 16, 2020

Liam Innes

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,

EXAMPLE 1

Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’

Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate

*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’

EXAMPLE 2

Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’

Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’

Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’

Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’

Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’

by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020