gchat ninja 

One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.

Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.

gchat ninja by mez337 February 28, 2010

Internet Ninja 

Someone who can find anyone's address on the internet with little to no work at all.

Tristan: Ruthie found my address out yesterday. She must be a Grade A stalker.
Selena: Yeah, I know. She's such an Internet Ninja

Internet Ninja by SkilletIsInvincible October 30, 2011

Tech Ninja

The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.

Damnit this printer won't print...TECH NINJA...I need your help.

Tech Ninja by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012

Brown Ninja 

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.

Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.

Brown Ninja by dsackaroo January 23, 2013

Fap Ninja 

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

Fap Ninja by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo 

A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.

Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo by conpatpet December 19, 2011

Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja 

Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja is a chad alpha male epic funny gamer. Subscribe to NinjaIsDiaper on epic mixer prime. That's so very cash money. Mmm yes, Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja is ultimate twitch streamer, he is so epic that he twitch streams on mixer, very epic sauce.

Person 1- "Hello fellow human being, do you too consume the medium of entertainment know as, 'The Fortnites'?" Person 2- "Yes I too appreciate the concept of Fortnite, and I binge Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja on the daily, fellow kid."

Funny Epic Fortnite Ninja by Nintundra September 30, 2019