nerd-bateing 

A nerd who is masterbating.

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.

nerd-bateing by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Nerd Shields 

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"

Nerd Shields by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009

nerd-cocky 

someone who is obsessed with something specific (computer, video games, Star Wars, etc.) and arrogant about the knowledge or ability they possess about their obsession

Why do you have to be so nerd-cocky about Star Wars?

That saxophone player is very nerd-cocky.

nerd-cocky by grubber8888 November 19, 2010

Nerd Moment

When someone comes up with a geeky and/or nerdy statement.

When Bob reminded us of Star Wars, he had a nerd moment.

Tom had a nerd moment when he described what an Iguanodon was, word for word, in precise detail.

Nerd Moment by Codj53 May 19, 2011

Nerd Dungeon 

Although the nerd is a social creature, they often find themselves in need of retreat due to ridicule, shame, embarassment or harassment by "normal" people. They retire to secret rooms, not unlike Batman's Bat-Cave. Within these rooms you may find the nerd in it's natural habitat, surrounded by empty cans of soda, food boxes and wrappers, comic books, video games and stack of old programming manuals long since forgetten. The air reeks of body odour and often cheetos and faint yellow light shines on all things.

True Nerd #1 - want to come over on Tuesday to read through old dime comics?
True Nerd #2 - where, at your mothers house?
True Nerd #1 - no, at my dad's. after the divorce I moved in with him
True Nerd #2 - why? isn't your dad an alcoholic?
True Nerd #1 - yeah, but three beatings a week is worth having a NERD DUNGEON of my own.

Nerd Dungeon by Perl Me Up Scotty November 14, 2011

Nerd-bridge 

The instant bond or friendship created between two or more people when they discover they both like the same nerdy thing.

"You binge-watch anime?? So do I! I think we just formed a nerd-bridge! Friends forever?"

Nerd-bridge by n3rdg1rl September 13, 2014

nerd cred 

Nerd credit. Credit due when someone does or says something nerdy.

So Dan racked up massive nerd cred when he broke out his Magic cards at the study session last night.

nerd cred by FinnMcCuhail December 27, 2011