Super Straight

A sexuality made up online by conservatives, claiming they refuse to date a transgender person.

My dad claims “super straight” is a real thing, but he just hates trans people for some reason.

by i question life daily May 27, 2022

super straight

a sexuality where people have shrimpy cocks

PERSON 1: "He is super straight 🙄"
PERSON 2: "Is it small too🍤?"

by heymamasakamilfs April 4, 2021

Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011

Super Straight

A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights

Good dude: heyy whats your sexuality?
Unnamed: Super straight
Good dude: oh...

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Straight Fight

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

by Spontaneous February 20, 2011

Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

suspiciously straight

Someone who is so straight that it must be an act.
Often used by lesbians to describe me.

"Alex is suspiciously straight."
"What do you mean?"
"There's no way they are actually straight"

by FloatingPyro December 13, 2020