Michael A.

The worlds most amazingest man. How would you know you've seen him? Well.. he has the brightest smile I've ever seen. He has a twisted sense of humor and is always the life of the party. He has the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, any girl can get lost in those eyes for hours. He is very tall, somewhere around 6'1. He has killer abs and the amazing biceps. Now I know what all of you are thinking, there is no guy out there like that. Well your wrong, there is. And guess what? He's mine.

- N

"I met this guy yesterday, it was going great until i found out his name wasnt actually Michael A."

by eastsidebetch February 9, 2010

Michael Vick

The most overrated quarterback in the NFL. Everybody kisses his ass so much it makes every Falcons game unwatchable. Very inaccurate, throws the ball so hard it's impossible to catch with just your hands. Despite his speed, he is the most sacked quarterback in the NFL.

Did you see Vick get creamed by Buckner and he fumbled the ball to Peppers who ran it for a touchdown? That was a nice play.

by Banane-Man February 1, 2005

Michael

from hebrew origin, Used in: Czech, English, French and German speaking countries
Extended form of Micha, meaning "Who is like God?".

people with the name michael are: caring, funny, compassionate, loyal, a mans man, sporty and fit, unlucky in love, and family oriented, will someday make a good husband and father, a little impatient
Michael's are cute, but not alltogether handsom, but are wonderful people and make loyal friends.

"he is a really nice guy, I bet his name is Michael"

by kouklitsa July 4, 2009

Michael Vick

An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.

Al Sharpton gave Michael Vick a blowjob during an NAACP meeting.

by taharris August 31, 2007

Michael Scott Racist

A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.

Oscar: Both my parents were born in Mexico. And they moved to the United States a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. My parents were Mexican.
Michael Scott: Wow. Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?

Kate: I'm not racist. I love all races, but especially Asians because although they're not great drivers, they really know how to run a buffet.
John: You're a Michael Scott Racist.

by Starburns2012 May 19, 2013

Michael C.

The most amazing guy i've ever met. Sweet & down to earth, absoultely gorgeous and fun to be with. He's so trustworthy and easy to talk too. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Perfect in everyway.

Most amazing person. EVER.
Michael C.

by Shhhhh(; July 6, 2012

Michael

Michael is always the jokester of the group. He can always make you laugh. Girls are lucky to be his girlfriend as he knows how to treat a girl and is extremely sweet. He's adorable and even though he's a bit weird its okay because he's just a generally awesome guy. He's not the best at sports but that doesn't matter, his girlfriend is always athletically talented. He's smart and always knows how to make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. You can tell him litterally everything and he'll listen and understand. He's a great friend and will always be there for you. He always put everybody before himself and is just great.

Fiona: Did you know Michael and Bella are dating?

Isabell: Bella is so lucky to have such a great guy like Michael.

by The banana guard April 26, 2014