mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022

Round Mexican

Another term for a columbian.

My dumb-fuck friend Joseph is a round Mexican.

by CarCarCar January 18, 2022

Mexican Bowtie

Mexican bowtie is the cutting of the neck and then pulling the tongue down through the head. The tongue is then below the neck... like a tie...

Whoever wrote these incorrect definitions for the Mexican bowtie, should be Mexican bowtied.

by Fuckfacetard January 21, 2022

Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and rip a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.

“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican charzard in Darrel’s basement last week, he caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”

by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021

The mexican sus

The mexican sus is a creature found in the north-west part of mexico. It fulfills all the criterias to be called "sus" in mexico, since "sus" is a term which variates from country to country.

-He eats his tacos without the tortilla. what is wrong with him?

-Oh, don't mind him. It's just the mexican sus.

by El Sus March 17, 2022

Mexican Rodeo

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.

Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

by Meme Dealer9001 March 20, 2022

Mexican Elbow

The act in which a person places their penis & scrotum in the nook between someones forearm/bicep. The fleshy package is clamped down on like a Nile crocodile snatching a gazel from the Zambezi river. Once in this vice like grip, the victims member is doused with Tabasco sauce, at which point you elbow drop to the floor pulling your vicitm down to the ground via their blistering ball sack.

If you approach me naked from behind prepare for the Mexican Elbow

by WilliamShakeySpear January 25, 2021