max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016

max magee

A person who is actually a giraffe wearing a wig.

"Don't be fooled. That new kid isn't a person. He's a Max Magee!"

by elgooGcM August 14, 2016

Max chibi

a smaller version of a guy named max. probably watches anime. probably lives with his parents. it's fine though.

Max? no, he's a Max chibi.

by mastermemerdreamer January 18, 2018

Max Q

The moment when a rocket experiences the most intense atmospheric forces during launch.

The moment when a cosmonaut has received confirmation from ground control, and inserts his rocket into space.

A euphemism for the moment of insertion.

"Falcon heavy passed max Q on its trajectory to mars without experiencing rapid unscheduled disassembly."

Elon to a honey:"I took a viagra 20 minutes ago, I expect to reach max q at t+30"

by lil rocketman May 5, 2018

Max König

A absolutely Nice Guy who's got an absolutely beautiful Smile. Will exceed your expectations. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Often don't know what he wants.

I love Max

They don't call him Max König for nothing...

by Bram Hoellernesch January 3, 2017

dud max

Someone who is the maximum amount of dud; a fucking idiot.

I was driving home from work and some dud max totally cut me off!

by SlamYourself January 6, 2017

Max and Jasmine

Max and Jasmine are the cutest couple they have beautiful kids that have a lot of talents they are also vary rich. Jasmine is a gorgeous Hispanic and Max is a mixed asian who is good looking.

Max and Jasmine can’t be separated

by Jasmine & Max January 18, 2020