Teaerica Mason

Pronounced Tea-Erica, MAson. Not the 1 or the 2. Not to be played with. Try Jesus, not Teaerica Mason. Not here for the bullshit.

Teaerica Mason will not be played with.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dan Mason

A pissflap

“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”

by Usvslahshshs February 11, 2023

Mason

I have feelings for him but will never tell him. I could have but I didn’t. I was scared, i still am. Very big heart, very attractive, kinda perfect in all aspects. Deserves a good girl that will reciprocate his compassion and love. Wish i could give that to him but that’s ok

“Dude Mason is so great”

by hentailuver69420 March 8, 2022

Mason

A sexy blond man who contantly has hoes riding him

Damn that guy's a Mason

by NotSamson October 14, 2021

toby mason

"oh look its the twat on a board with four wheels"

you cant trust a toby mason. trust me, he's a heartless heartbreaker. he will lead you on then leave you.

skate you later mason

ps: you didn't make me finish, i lied

by kencarson April 29, 2024

Mason

Goes to parks to meet up with lobbo, and then get caught. Also has laingaz.

Look at Mason, macking on with Lobbo

by Succulentyourmum March 10, 2022

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025