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machocism

the frequently-declared claim of need or necessity for men to deny themselves pleasure, entertainment, happiness, ease of labor or effort, or otherwise disadvantage themselves because of or out of fear that such positive desires would be seen as insufficiently masculine or inherently feminine.
Chad knew he should get his split ends taken care of, but he was too full of machocism to make see a stylist.
by carpenteer December 10, 2022
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machinescapes

Indescribable visual pattern distortion , binding or constant morphing out of the atypical mundane world around you. Typically experienced during death/ or near death experiences , DMT, or during other high dose psychedelic experiences .
“Dude when Mikes trip was peaking, he was in the machinescapes!”

*Near dear machinescapes are caused by the DMT being released into the brain , the brain does this to help calm those who are fearful of death almost “forcing you” into a peaceful sedated state while your life will literally begin to flash before your eyes*
by Nathan1993 March 31, 2023
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Machi

Machi; A Machi is an amazing person that you will never regret letting come into your life, is an extremely energetic person that will always brighten your mood no matter how bad it is, and will care for you in its own way. Machi is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet, it can be a little over the top sometimes but that adds to its charm! Machi makes you laugh like no other person and will definitely make fun of you for shits n' giggles! Sometimes Machi gets ahead of itself sometimes but will always make sure to make an effort to apologize even if it can't put it into words very well. No matter what, having a Machi in your life is the best thing that can ever happen to someone so make sure to cherish it and show that you care for it, it deserves the world
Person 1: Dude I love my best friend they're the best person ever
Person 2: Wrong. Not best. Machi is. It's literally the thing ever.
by blaaahhhuuuauaau May 22, 2023
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MachoBitch

a MachoBitch is when a Bitch starts talking about Gym shit, especially when its Bitches on the Internet
man he is such a MachoBitch
by EuphorianDash May 23, 2023
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Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD
"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023
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Lust-machine

Vehicle or conveyance in/on which you can perform and enhance any sexual experience!
The drive north in their Lust-machine was incredible with fiery and intense orgasms at 100mph!
by Rockstar D July 31, 2007
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twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
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