monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.

Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!

monkey slops by morningside4life October 18, 2009

Monkey Duck Boy 

Males with extreme genetic ear and lip traits.

That guys a real Monkey Duck Boy

Monkey Duck Boy by jad1965 November 7, 2009

Monkey Steamer 

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

Monkey Steamer by iacman June 16, 2010

Monkey Tamer

one who thoroughly satisfies the needs and wants of the Monkey.

Stephanie: you are soo attentive in disciplining my monkey. it's never been more hungry for bananas!
Peter: I'm not just a monkey tamer by trade, I'm a monkey tamer by passion!

Monkey Tamer by Regina Falangi, I March 26, 2011

monkey baws

a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.

i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.

hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.

monkey baws by markwalls July 20, 2011

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

Monkey Finger Pie by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

monkey-with-a-shotgun 

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

monkey-with-a-shotgun by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018