Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible
Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.
by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019
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rising moose

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .
by ComicSanss May 17, 2016
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Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.
I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.
by Tom minor October 15, 2022
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moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
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Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.
Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!
by Hot as balls July 17, 2012
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moose overlord

A person, preferably tall, who can be simply referred to as moose or moose overlord. Sassy, sarcastic, and antisocial. Rules all the moose in the land. Mean.
Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got attacked by a moose overlord.
I don't like moose overlords.
by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 02, 2017
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moose years

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!
by Greyk March 23, 2024
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