sandwich massage

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.

Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

by zack " Boolalalalalala mothafuckers" August 12, 2006

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.

dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011

masstige

a thing that looks prestigous, but is available to masses

Calvin Klein underwear is masstige. Klein rules, but basically everyone can afford it.

by urmas January 13, 2004

massportation

1. The act of transporting a large number of goods and/or people.
2. The act of celebrating the three liturgies of mass (Eucharist, music, and word) in one unified sanctuary.
3. A caravan pulled by giant birds.

1. Airports are centers of massportation.
2. Matthew Frederick participates in massportation at church every weekend.
3. Mexicans used the massportation at Tijuana to sneak across the border.

by George Tolbert October 22, 2006

Massage Terrorist

A licensed massage therapist who gets drunk and then will massage you against you will.

"Brenda would not keep her hands off of me at the pub last night. She is a massage Terrorist!"

by La oron April 23, 2009

massive gassive

An extremely ginormous, and rank smelling bowel movement.

Honey, do not go in there. I just dropped a massive gassive.

by precaryus March 10, 2010

the opiate of the masses

R e l i g i o n

Hello, my name is Karl Marx, and I say religion is the Opiate of the masses. That is all.

by Larry the Lad March 15, 2005