Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Combat Log

An action where a player leaves the game while in-combat. In some games, there's penalties for this.

Example 1: I was about to dog this guy but he saw my gang and he logged
Example 2: Was about to kill this guy but he combat logged in the middle of my combo

by portapac September 17, 2023

log

A derogatory Used when a person leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped in a baddies roblox game.

P1: is about to catch and mop P2
P2 wards it off by mopping P1 back
P1: logs
P2: HAH SHE LOGGED

by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025

Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy

"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"

by Anchovy November 30, 2022

Log Voyage

when you are taking a shit and the poop hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your anal cavity.

Coby's Log Voyage sent shivers down his spine as water drifted inside his rectum.

by yoimba July 4, 2017

Dog Log

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.

Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!

by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020

Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.

The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.

by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022