post-haircut lesbian look 

The way one looks after getting a haircut in which enough hair is left to make them look like a lesbian.

Dude, that haircut will look awesome after the post-haircut lesbian look dies down a little bit.

post-haircut lesbian look by Michael LeSuer May 21, 2007

male lesbian 

somebody who identifies as a male calling themselves a lesbian.

male lesbians are not valid, lesbian is not an umbrella term.
lesbians cannot like men

non lesbians : i’m a male lesbian! :)

anybody who has common sense : kill yourself!

male lesbian by vixlen July 17, 2021

Lesbian alignment 

Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.

"Hey, is your girlfriend hot?"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"

Lesbian alignment by Peter Von Schnitzel December 31, 2008

male lesbian 

something that doesn't exist

male lesbians are straight men, no matter how you chop it up

male lesbian by firefly juice July 17, 2022

Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.

God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!

Disaster Lesbian by Singadu September 26, 2018

lesbian hair 

sort of a dyke spike i guess

my lesbian hair looks kick ass

lesbian hair by emo chick June 26, 2006

Lesbian 

A woman who has feelings for another woman. She will feel sexually attracted to women, and want to kiss them all over. She will want to get very intimate in bed with them.

I don't like men because I am lesbian.
Jackie had a boyfriend, but she became lesbian, dumped him, and started dating Shirley.

Lesbian by teddylove8 July 8, 2011