Lauren

A dirty slut; One who insists on doing plenty of drugs, especially meth; Lauren is constantly being replaced with people that are way better than her in every aspect. Lauren fails at school and tries too hard to be something she's not. Shes a manic depressive, and is schizophrenic, so basically she is mentally unstable, and going insane. People should drop any friend they have named Lauren, before she influences you to do meth, like the meth head she is.

Girl 1: I fucking hate Lauren shes an ugly WHORE.
Girl 2: Ew, I know, and shes a massive meth head.
Girl 1: She should just disappear, no one likes her any way.
girl 2: I know.

by sexxyblondebitch June 29, 2011

Lauren

a complete whore that hits on every single guy at school
she has stupid-ass eyes, and a jelly-belly
every girl hates her, and she has no girlfriends anymore

i wanted to punch lauren in the face once i heard that she told my boyfriend that she would fuck him if he didnt have a girlfriend

lauren is such a whore

by amwinkle June 16, 2011

Lauren Castro

Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.

-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!

-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.

by Kipper dog December 29, 2011

St. Lawrence

A college in upstate new york, home to the most Sluzers in the world. These students are known for being up tight, snobby, and the least classiest people known to human kind. They pay upwards of $50,000 a year for a liberal arts degree that is worse than most state universities.

I go to St. Lawrence in my daddy's corvette, but when I graduate I'll be working at burger king.

by cheesepiss February 28, 2010

pulling a lauren

The act of giving a guy a hand job.

"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"

by lauren6996 March 3, 2014

Lauren

Lauren is a very cool and good being. Gets blocked when asking for it but gets unblocked and resumes the same behaviour. Very good person. Some Lauren's are adventurous and know how to throw sick parties, had a pet chicken named Zeus who may rest in peace. (Very common for all Lauren's.) Gets happy when close friend is happy, very supportive. Few Lauren's have the ability of telepathy, only the best ones. You can tell when they are annoyed because of facial expressions and telepathy of course, say "ugh" occasionally. In conclusion, Lauren's like to shower treats on animals.

Adventurous girl... must be a Lauren!

by Box March 7, 2017

Lauren

A sly bitch who manipulates you and eats mayonnaise

Fucking bitch I hate you Lauren screw off.

by Trinity Sweep September 9, 2019