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This is loosely based on the life of Lord Rick, a "paranormal investigator", who is constantly whining and crying over such things happening to him. Check his Myspace blog if you need verification.
This is loosely based on the life of Lord Rick, a "paranormal investigator", who is constantly whining and crying over such things happening to him. Check his Myspace blog if you need verification.
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