Cross Logs

When two people shit in the same toilet.

"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?

by Bodhei April 9, 2019

Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.

There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Hog Log

Pig dick

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.

Me and Sharon tried Roll the log

by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019