by Evanafex May 20, 2021

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life
That U-Log is a such an idiot!
by horsecock123 December 1, 2009

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!
Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
by coleeco22 November 8, 2018
