life boner

(n)an incredible moment in one's life which elicits the most excellent sensation known to mankind.

Person A:Dude, I just got the largest life boner you could ever imagine!

Person B: What happened?

Person A: I WON THE LOTTERY!!!

Person B: Oh mylanta. You just gave me a life boner, too!

by mattrupp January 12, 2010

25 to life

The name of a very deep Eminem song. Originally meant to be the final song of his career, the final track of Recovery depicts the hatred that Eminem has grown for hip hop, and his plans to "divorce her."

"Too late for the other side,
Caught in a chase, 25 to life."

by The urban redneck March 30, 2016

life

The act of 'being' in a period of time that is completed by death. The act of 'being' however is distorted and blurred by the act of 'having' in today's social twisted folk. Consequently society and its subordinates don't persue their real aim of 'being' but are forced by mass media and propaganda-spreading so-called governments to the act of 'having' which is therefore a self-destructive act and will result in the implosion of mankind.

Live life.

by Sean Black January 19, 2003

no life

the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.

Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.

by No life goon May 3, 2009

answer to life

Why you and I exist. According to "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy," the mice build Deep Thought, a gigantic mega computer designed to divulge the answer to life. After 7.5 million years of calculation, it states the answer: 42. Here is the actual quote, Loonquawl being a mouse:

'"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."'

One wonders what the meaning to life is. . .

by Grant0 February 21, 2004

Get a life

An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt so badly by a witty insult/comeback that they have nothing else to say other than "get a life".

Retard: You're such a nerd. You're never gonna get laid
Guy: At least I don't change the subject when someone asks how many friends I have.
Retard: Go get a life.

by qwerqwerqwerqwerqwer September 8, 2009

life

Life is a disease, because the final outcome is death.

The life I lead is not being but becoming; I'am a becoming not a being. I'am a being when I'am meditating.

by Tony Valentine July 2, 2003