jordan Busch

i nice extremely short guy who steals your shit

no jordan Busch

by bingus bog April 27, 2022

Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.

She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.

by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019

pulling a Jordan

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..

"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."

by Jack Sears November 7, 2018

jordan orzel

Super hot

Jordan Orzel is so hot

by Luca V May 25, 2017

Jordan Syndrome

Unable to cope with being less skilled in an activity, a patient with Jordan Syndrome tries their hardest to look like an expert through verbal manipulation and circumstantial evidence.

“On god that nigga got Jordan Syndrome..”

by The Real Champion June 28, 2022

jordan adams

300 pound Tubby lard that argues everything and thinks he knows everything.

Imagine being Jordan Adams.

by Lthanksman November 17, 2019

jordan winter

A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.

Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!

Guy 2, Back off mate!

Guy 1, Why should i faggot!

Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!

by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013